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Become A Certified Rummy

Rummy Nation Beef Jerky

Stand Up For Your Right To Booze & Eat Jerky.

 What started as small homemade batches behind the legendary Ferarro’s Market meat counter quickly evolved into one of Connecticut’s most respected underground snack operations.

Using sliced eye round and recipes refined through years of experimentation, Mike Sarno began producing jerky for friends, bartenders, and trusted members of Rummy Nation.

Demand spread rapidly.

Soon:

  • bars were requesting deliveries 
  • customers were reserving bags in advance 
  • and certain individuals were allegedly hiding personal stashes from family members 

What was once considered “just a side hustle” has since become a full-scale meat distribution phenomenon fueled by friendship, nonsense, and alarming levels of seasoning.

THE RUMMY STANDARD

Every batch of Rummy Nation Beef Jerky is:

  • handcrafted 
  • boldly seasoned 
  • aggressively addictive 
  • and made with enough flavor to start arguments at the bar 

No corporate nonsense.
No tiny gas station strips.
No mystery meat.

Just real jerky made by a guy who spent decades behind a meat counter learning exactly what people wanted:
more flavor, more smoke, more heat, and bigger bags.

Current Jerky Menu

FLAVOR OF THE MONTH HONOREES

Each month, a new jerky flavor is created to honor a certified member of Rummy Nation.

Recipients are selected based on:

  • friendship 
  • storytelling ability 
  • contribution to nonsense 
  • loyalty 
  • and overall legendary status 

Every honoree receives:

  • a custom flavor 
  • an official induction speech 
  • public recognition 
  • and permanent placement within the Jerky Hall of Fame 

Some call it unnecessary - Those people are not Rummys.

Enter The Hall of Fame

WHERE TO FIND THE GOODS

Rummy Nation Beef Jerky can currently be found at:

  • local bars 
  • festivals 
  • parking lots 
  • sporting events 
  • and wherever Mike decides to show up with his jerky crate


Interested in carrying Rummy Nation products?
Contact the Distribution Department.*


*There is no actual Distribution Department.

THE RUMMY GUARANTEE

OUR PROMISE

If you open a bag of Rummy Nation Beef Jerky and do NOT:

  • immediately eat half the bag 
  • tell someone nearby to try it 
  • or begin telling stories louder than necessary 

…you may not legally qualify as a Rummy.

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