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“Is It Beef You’re Looking For?” — the romantic ballad nobody asked for, but Sarno absolutely deserved. 🥩❤️

Some men search their whole lives for true love.
Sarno found his in a bag of Rummy Nation Beef Jerky.

“Snackin’ on the Ceiling” — because apparently eating jerky normally just wasn’t enough. 🥩😂

Some people keep snacks in a cabinet.
Some people keep them in a drawer.

Sarno?
He’s apparently got beef jerky hanging from the ceiling.

Another completely unnecessary Rummy Records production inspired by Rummy Nation, questionable ideas, good drinks, and the kind of nonsense that somehow turns into a song.

“Rummy All Night” — because when the drinks are cold, the jerky’s flowing, and the stories keep getting better, nobody’s going home early. 🥃🥩🎶

This one’s for late nights, loud music, questionable decisions, and the crew that somehow turns “one drink” into an entire event.

“Sarno Says YEA-UHHH!” — the Rummy Records club anthem nobody knew Longley’s needed. 😂🥩🥃

Rummy Nation is in the house, Paulie’s asking questions, Aliyah’s trying to work, and Sarno apparently has enough backup jerky in the car to survive a minor emergency.

You ask Sarno a question?
YEA-UHHH!

You question his Rummy supply?
WHAAAT?!

You tell him there’s one piece left?
Now we’ve got a problem.